COMMUNITY MEMECOIN CARTEL NIGHT SHIFT
El Gato, the boss of the Catnip Cartel, an orange tabby cat in a purple fedora and pinstripe suit

A community-created fan memecoin about six cats,
one rooftop greenhouse, and the finest nip in the city.
Now living on Solana.

THE CATS THAT
RUN THE NIGHT

The Cartel narrative belongs to the community. Built for culture, memes, and the trenches.

CATNIP CARTEL $CATEL
CA COMING SOON

↓ SCROLL TO FOLLOW THE NIP

THE STORY

WHY CATS?

Nobody watches a cat. That is the entire business model.

They move at night, they fit through anything, and they have never once been caught on camera doing something they were supposed to do. Give six of them a rooftop greenhouse and the finest nip in the city, and you get a supply chain the dogs downtown will never map.

$CATEL puts that story onchain. Premium supply only.

$CATEL is an independent, community-created fan token deployed on Solana. It draws inspiration from cat memes and internet culture. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any company, exchange, or brand, and it is not an investment product.

The boss cat inside a moonlit rooftop greenhouse full of catnip plants

FOLLOW THE NIP

THE ROUTE

THE NIP CHANGES PAWS.

THE TOWERS

A cat in a purple suit running with a sack of catnip

CATNIP CARTEL — $CATEL

THE TRENCHES

Rooftop Cartel Trenches

Delivery complete.

Time to gear up.

LOADOUT

THE CARTEL'S GEAR.

Don't lose this. Not financial advice. Property of the Cartel. Works every time.

THE NIP

✔ PREMIUM

Grade A. Rooftop grown.

THE SACK

✔ SECURED

Never leaves the paw.

THE FEDORA

✔ EQUIPPED

Bought, not stolen.

THE CHAIN

✔ FLEXED

Heavier than the bag.

MISSION

● ACTIVE

Grow
Deliver

Every cartel needs a route.

Hand drawn map of the cartel smuggling route from the towers to the trenches
THE ROUTE TO THE ROOFTOP.
ROUTE Property of the Cartel. THE TOWERS K9 CHECKPOINT THE GREENHOUSE THE TRENCHES They think they own it. Not tonight, dog. Supply secured. Almost there. FOLLOW THE NIP. → LEGEND Cat prints The bag Cartel path 52.6299° N, 1.2974° W

drawn by E.G. · not to scale

THE FAMILY

SIX CATS. ONE PAYROLL.

Nobody applied. They just showed up.

The six members of the Catnip Cartel standing in a lineup THE MUSCLE ↘ NEVER SOBER MEOW MONEY THE BOSS HE KNOWS SOMETHING 100% WORKING PROFESSIONAL DEGEN JUST VIBES
EL GATOBossSigns nothing.
SILVERLookoutSees everything.
MARSHMALLOWBankerCounts the bag.
SOOTMuscleSays nothing.
BISCUITGrowerNaps 19h/day.
LIL' NIPInternUnpaid. Loyal.
WANTED
That's him.

WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE (MOSTLY NAPPING)

Pencil sketch mugshot of El Gato
no. 001
NAME:
El Gato
ALIAS:
THE BOSS
CRIME:
Growing premium nip without a permit
REWARD:
One (1) nap
WANTED:
★★★★★
STILL AT LARGE SMUGGLER COMMUNITY FAVE

★ The dogs are asking questions.

News travels fast.

VOL. MMXXVI · ROOFTOP EDITION JULY 28, 2026 · PRICE: FREE

The Midnight Meows


GREENHOUSE STRIKES AGAIN

Downtown reports another missing shipment. The Trenches report another successful delivery.


Downtown woke up this morning to discover another empty crate. Witnesses reported six suspicious silhouettes leaving the district before sunrise, one of them wearing what appeared to be a noticeably oversized hat. The K9 unit immediately launched a full investigation, promising this was "definitely the last time." Meanwhile, residents of the Trenches declined to comment while celebrating yet another successful delivery.


"WE WERE TOLD THEY WERE JUST CATS."

Officials have confirmed that the greenhouse on the roof is, technically, "not illegal yet," which the Cartel has since printed on a flag. A K9 spokesdog stated that the unit is "extremely close" to identifying the six suspects, describing them as "medium sized, very fast, and wearing the same hat every night."

The community, meanwhile, has adopted the story as its own. Fan art, lore threads and at least one unauthorised newspaper have appeared within the week. The nip, as always, kept moving.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Downtown declined to comment. The Trenches were too busy celebrating.

Ready for the next delivery?

El Gato sitting on top of a stack of catnip sacks

THE CARTEL OF
THE ROOFTOP.

THE PLUG OF
THE TRENCHES.

CATNIP CARTEL $CATEL

The nip is already moving.

BUY $CATEL JOIN THE CARTEL
CA COMING SOON

$CATEL is a community memecoin deployed on Solana. Always verify the contract address before trading. Nothing here is financial advice.

SUPPLY ACTIVE "Try to keep up."
TRACK $CATEL

TRACK THE NIP.

Follow the supply in real time.

FAQ

QUESTIONS?

IS $CATEL AFFILIATED WITH ANY COMPANY OR BRAND?

No. $CATEL is a fully independent, community-created fan memecoin. It has no affiliation, endorsement, or partnership with any company, exchange, or brand. The cats work for nobody.

WHAT IS THE CATNIP CARTEL?

A meme. Six cartoon cats, one rooftop greenhouse, and a story the community writes together. The art, the lore, and the memes belong to whoever wants to run with them.

WHICH CHAIN IS $CATEL ON?

Solana. Fast, cheap, and awake at 3AM — same as the cats. Trade through any Solana DEX or aggregator, and always verify the contract address on Solscan first.

IS THERE A TEAM ALLOCATION OR PRESALE?

Details are published in the community channels at launch. Anything that is not posted from the official links on this page is not from us. If a stranger DMs you an address, that stranger is a dog.

IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?

It is a cat cartoon about plant smuggling. Memecoins are extremely volatile and can go to zero. Never spend more than you can afford to lose, and do your own research.